Posted on Friday, 10 April 2009
NYPD Doing a Fine Job
- Cop: Can't go through here m'am.
- Cougar: My gym is right there. I'm a member.
- Cop: Road is closed lady, come back again tomorrow.
- Cougar: I have to work out! I pay for a membership there.
- Cop: The road is closed and no businesses are open. (Cop waves a guy through)
- Cougar: Why did you let him through and not me?
- Cop: He works at the gym.
- Cougar: You said it was closed!
- Cop: It is.
- Cougar: I'm filing a report!
- Cop: Okay miss move along please.
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