NYPD Doing a Fine Job

  • Cop: Can't go through here m'am.
  • Cougar: My gym is right there. I'm a member.
  • Cop: Road is closed lady, come back again tomorrow.
  • Cougar: I have to work out! I pay for a membership there.
  • Cop: The road is closed and no businesses are open. (Cop waves a guy through)
  • Cougar: Why did you let him through and not me?
  • Cop: He works at the gym.
  • Cougar: You said it was closed!
  • Cop: It is.
  • Cougar: I'm filing a report!
  • Cop: Okay miss move along please.

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